do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed
if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
Have you ever had days where like, you’re mind is so sharp and agile you can deduce what people four rooms away are doing…
And then others that are a complete one-eighty, where if someone said, ‘Does this taste like poison to you?’
You’d lick it?
…because that’s pretty much my life in a paragraph…
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
but what did your driving instructor say
WHAT DID HE SAY
THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER
*does the anime character with glasses thing*
Does that really work though?
Really guys? Let’s see about that.
MOTHER OF GOD
Well I guess I might as well try it out too
not that it’s gonna
what have I done
yo hold up lemme give this a shot
HOLY SHI T
DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING
IT GOT EVEN BETTER!