I'll stop laughing when it stops being funny.

yogvrt:

do you ever pee and then you still have to pee after you pee but you cant pee because you just peed 

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

ive never actually seen high school musical can someone give me a summary

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

Have you ever had days where like, you’re mind is so sharp and agile you can deduce what people four rooms away are doing…

And then others that are a complete one-eighty, where if someone said, ‘Does this taste like poison to you?’

You’d lick it?

…because that’s pretty much my life in a paragraph…

we-are-his-army:

flipphones:

do you think prison guards use proactive to prevent breakouts

I had to walk to another room

lokis-army-at-221b:

wingsofjusice:

youknowwhat-kissme-cas:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

but what did your driving instructor say

WHAT DID HE SAY

THIS IS NOT A FUN CLIFFHANGER

michichichi:

penpeniel:

barack-motherfucking-obama:

deidaras-glittery-dildos:

punkmonksteven:

lalatula:

*does the anime character with glasses thing*

Does that really work though?

What…?

Really guys? Let’s see about that.

MOTHER OF GOD

Well I guess I might as well try it out too

not that it’s gonna

hOLY SHIT

what have I done

yo hold up lemme give this a shot

HOLY SHI T

DEAR LORD THIS IS AMAZING

IT GOT EVEN BETTER!

kansass:

I’m bored who wants to fall in love

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife